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Showing posts with label H2G2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label H2G2. Show all posts

Thursday, 17 October 2013

Blame the Triple Breasted Whore

Last weekend I went to see the live theatre production of the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Radio Show, an ambitious performance that attempts to draw inspiration from all five books of Douglas Adams' famous trilogy.  To be fair, most of the production covered the original subject matter from the original radio series, but by carefully excising some significant parts of that story the cast were able to shoehorn some less familiar parts of the H2G2 story.  I may have missed it, but one omission appeared to be the triple breasted whore of Erotica.

It seems I'm not the only person to have missed references to erotica.  A British national newspaper pointed out, or exposed in the parlance of the industry, that WH Smith, a stalwart bookseller of the British high street and the internet was selling erotica on its website.  It answered a question I asked myself in passing some time ago but never bothered to research.

You see, Smashwords, the eBook aggregator that supplies self published books to Apple, Sony, Kobo (and by inference WH Smith as they have tapped into Kobo's catalogue) and Barnes& Noble, to name a few, has forged a home for erotica books alongside many other genres.  Now I don't write or read erotica, but I don't judge those who choose to either.  It's just not my bag.  My guess is that if Smashwords hadn't become the distributer of eBooks that it has then it would have faded into insignificance as a niche seller of erotica books by now.  What Kobo may or may not have realised and WH Smith clearly didn't was that once the authors of the erotica market had achieved the formatting standards required by Smashwords their books were eligible to be shipped to all of the above eBook sellers unless they excluded them themselves.  Apple realised this about a year ago and started to vet the content of the eBooks they took from Smashwords.  This was a very public happening that Kobo and WH Smith should have been aware of but clearly didn't think it worthy of following, possibly because it requires effort and therefore costs money.

Now WH Smith have been outed by the newspaper they have taken their eBook store down completely, Kobo have removed a lot of eBooks, possibly everything they have received via Smashwords.  I haven't carried out a lot of research (spotting a pattern here?), but I can confirm that my books, which do not contain erotica, have disappeared from Kobo.  My guess is that once W H Smith have identified all of the self published books, regardless of content, then they'll restore their eBookstore.  Which means that they'll resume selling 50 shades (originally a self published book) and of course the Hitch Hikers Guide, along with its harmless references to the triple breasted whore.  They will stop lots of erotica being available, and that's fine, but many other good books are going to be blocked from the public.

Smashwords owner, Mark Coker, is understandably outraged by the reaction.  I'm actually surprised it has taken this long to come to a head.  The self published phenomenon has trundled along unregulated for quite a while.  It has challenged the established publishing industry and caused it to take stock.  That is healthy, the old way of working wasn't moving literature forward as well as it could and the prices were, and to some degree remain, too expensive.  But one price has been the lack of control over self published books.  Apple have taken some control over this matter; it's time the other eBook sellers do so too. 

Taking all the books off sale should be, at most, a short term solution.  While  I agree that under the current paradigm, like the one it left behind, good, well written books may or may not be successful but in general badly written books of any genre should fail.  The issues around the subject matter of some books being objectionable to people need to be addressed - the young and the vulnerable especially should be protected from inadvertent exposure and WH Smith is right to want to remove them from their catalogue, but it's really important that a sense of perspective is maintained.   Smashwords is looking at a voluntary metadata process where authors declare if their book is unlikely to be suitable for Apple or Kobo.  I think this is pie in the sky - some authors may play ball, but some, perhaps many, might ignore it.  Also, I suspect that Sony and B&N may go down this route sometime soon.

What I suspect Smashwords needs to do is what Apple have been doing - adding a vetting process to all books before they accept them in their premium catalogue.  I'm sure most of this could be automated with perhaps a process for the public to alert them to books that have slipped through.  Then they can earmark any books that contain offensive (to some) subject matter - we're talking about incest, rape and other unpleasant subjects here.  They can then alert any resellers who want to limit their exposure to corporate risk who want to avoid these books.  They could also dispense of the prude filter they put on their website and just keep such books corralled in a subsection that potential readers have to overtly access.  That way, trust in the self published book industry would be restored and newspapers would be free to move on to something else to disrupt.

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Monday, 11 March 2013

Happy Birthday Douglas Adams

Google celebrated the late, great Douglas Adams' birthdate - he would have been 61 today had he lived - with an interactive front screen.  A less interactive version is provided here:


I've been a fan of Douglas's work since the early eighties - one of the guys who lived in the barrack block when I was based in Cyprus brought the cassette tape version of 'The Hitch Hikers' Guide To The Galaxy' and a group of us spent many a fun evening tanking up on Keo beer and rewinding the tape back to our personal favourite place.

I've lauded Douglas a few times on this blog, so it shouldn't be a surprise to regular visitors - I think Google, Wikipedia and Apple all owe Douglas a vote of thanks and, dare I say it, a chunk of royalties.  Anyway, for those who haven't caught up with my earlier blog entries about Douglas, here's a few links:

Google Was Invented By Douglas Adams - potentially a libellous statement, but I'm  sure the Google founders will forgive me.

The Chicken or the Egg?  My musings on why Steve Jobs and Apple owe Douglas a big thank you.  Obviously, because Douglas was a fervent aethiest, Steve can't thank him on the other side.

Are Tablets the Future or Just a Signpost? - a reflection on tablet computing with a reverential nod to Douglas.

If you've never read Douglas' work then there are the multifarious H2G2 books to get your teeth into and I can also recommend the Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency series too.  If you use a bit of Zen navigation to your favourite eBook store you should be able to find these books.


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Saturday, 13 October 2012

The Chicken or the Egg?

I've read previously that the can opener was invented twenty-odd years before the can.  Quite a feat and very prescient.  It sounds unlikely, but the story has a certain persistence about it that makes it crop up time and again.  If true, someone was very good at predicting future developments.  Either that or there was this device and a surplus of fruit kicking around that didn't have a purpose so someone decided to create something that could use them both.

There's been a couple of reports floating around the web this week regarding the late, great Steve Jobs that also seem to precede events, like the invention of the can.  One relates to a cassette recording of an interview with Jobs, circa 1983 before he got the heave ho from Apple for not having the same vision as the rest of the board.  In the interview Jobs talks about a future where people would carry computers around like books, connected by wireless to larger databases.  He also rabbited on about music being stored on computers and the demise of bricks and mortar music shops.  All nonsense, of course, and  it should now be clear why the Apple board wanted shot of the man.  He was clearly loopy!

Another report is about a more recent alleged musing by Jobs, from just before he died (so far I haven't seen any reports of Jobs musing after he died, but don't hold your breath).  It's well known that  he was dismissive of a smaller sized iPad as he apparently believed it would be unusable.  I've found that position to be a bit strange in the past, given that he didn't stop the release of the iPod Touch which is essentially a very small iPad.  Anyway, with the imminent release of the iPad mini - I'm not going to forecast a date this time, it's very obvious that Apple are monitoring my predictions and changing the dates just to make me look less than efficient - Apple have released copies of emails that suggest Steve was coming around to the idea.  The email I saw wasn't actually from Steve, or to him either as far as I could tell, but was between two people who weren't and aren't Steve Jobs.  Anyway, the one writing the email says Steve had seemed to be more supportive of the idea than previously.  Actually it's possible that the opinion is absolutely correct while allowing Jobs to still be firmly against the whole concept as he really didn't like the idea initially, so any move away from wholesale denial could be seen as being more supportive. In fact I may send an email to someone I know - anyone I know - suggesting Steve didn't actually like the idea and release that on the net, just to prove a point.

But the significant parts of these alleged musings are the back stories.  The second one is so obvious, it makes me cringe.  Apple are about to launch the iPad mini (or nano possibly) and there is this statement by Jobs a couple of years ago saying that a 7 inch iPad isn't a good idea.  Since then there's been a raft of 7 inch tablets released that are eating into the Apple market, most notably the Amazon Kindle Fire and the Google Nexus 7.  Apple are left launching a device that Steve Jobs didn't think they should launch.  So they are releasing emails between themselves that indicate that Jobs was warming to the idea - if only he'd lived a bit longer he could have joined in the email trail and lent a bit of love.  Anyway, it doesn't matter, an iPad mini, if priced correctly, will sell like hot cakes for the very good reason that Steve was wrong.  Apple were wrong to ignore him in the eighties, but they don't need to keep on beating themselves up for that.  Launch the bloody device, why don't they?

But he was a prophet, surely?  Well I think it fair to say he had vision.  I was around and using computers in 1983 (well, by computers I'm talking about the Sinclair/Timex ZX81 and Spectrum machines) but I had the benefit of a similar exposure to glimpsing the future as Steve would have.  Because two years earlier a BBC production released a radio show that became a cult  book, a TV series and many years later, a film.  I suspect Steve Jobs would have been aware of the book if not the radio series.  For the two of you still furrowing your brows I'm talking about 'The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy'.  You know the one, written by the genius Douglas Adams who, like Steve Jobs, died way too young.  In the Hitchhikers - Douglas shortened it to H2G2 - it featured an electronic book that contained all the information anyone hitch-hiking their way around the galaxy needed.  Crucially the guide wasn't always accurate, in fact it was often downright inaccurate but that was seen as one of its redeeming features and is very reflective of the internet today.  If Steve Jobs hadn't clocked H2G2 then I'd be very surprised.  But I'm not being critical here - I was aware of H2G2, like tens of thousands of others, and I didn't start a journey that would ultimately result in an iPad.  Jobs did.

So, the can opener came before the can, H2G2 came before the iPad and the iPad mini almost certainly will have arrived before Steve Jobs became more supportive of the idea (although that one is going to be harder to prove, so I won't bother).  It's just the one about chickens and eggs that remains to be solved.  Any takers?

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Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Google Was Invented By Douglas Adams

It's taken a while to work it out, but Google have let the cat out of the bag.  They've launched a new project to solve potentially any problem, using radical thinking to address 'big' questions that need unusual solutions.  Such solutions may involve the development of radical new technology.

You can see why Google are keen on the concept - they've been pretty upfront about developing solutions to problems we didn't even know we had for some time now, at their own expense and often gifting the results to the planet - well, sort of gifting, anyway.

The Google Maps project was one such gift; the ability to see your own house without stepping outside is a solution to an unknown problem that we've all enjoyed - come on, of course you've looked up your own house, probably while sat in your own front room.  In the process you've probably also enjoyed the solution to the previously unknown problem of how you got from work/pub/shops to your house, again from your favourite seat.

And of course there are a few tertiary problems that Google maps have been used for - getting a gander at the hotel you're visiting for the first time so that you recognise it as you sail past at fifty miles an hour - at least you now know you've passed it; without knowing what it looked like, we all drove on for tens of miles previously.  The saving in fossil fuel since this was rolled out must be equivelant to the net worth of the Facebook IPO at least!

And of course as Google will know who you are looking at, and know where you are, they can develop cross selling intelligence for sale.

Then they invested in developing a driverless car - as science fiction-y as you could imagine.  I'm guessing here, but I reckon some of the drive (no pun intended) of the Google maps project was always inteded for the driverless car.  It's not as mature as their other projects yet, but I reckon a lot of car manufacturers are either talking to Google or trying to work out how they can do the same thing without having to pay too many licence fees to the giant.  When the cars become mainstream you won't need to do the virtual journey from the pub to home; your car can do it for you.

But the new project is aimed a bit higher than that - it's attempting to solve those problems that have previously been considered impossible - the moonshot problems as Google calls them.  Presumably the first item on their list will link all the way back to the Google Maps project I mentioned at the top of the blog - am I the only person to notice that all the Google Maps street views have black bin bags awaiting collection?  We only collect every other week in the UK, so that implies their drivers followed the bin wagons or something went statistically very wrong on the project.

So what has all this got to do with the late, lamented Douglas Adams?  Well, I hope most of you don't need reminding that Douglas was the author of The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, which featured a book that provided information on pretty much anything in the universe.  It didn't claim to be 100% accurate and as far as I know it didn't bother overmuch if its citations were a little tardy.  Which is why I prefer to think of your basic Google as the front-runner for the Hitch-Hikers Guide Earth-bound variant instead of the seemingly more obvious Wikipedia.

However the new project by Google, fantastic as it may sound, is actually a bit 'been there, done that', and again it's thanks to Douglas Adam's initiative.  Because he was doing this several years before he died an untimely death.  You can see what I mean here.

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